I am available for bookings as Vinnie Jones's double... but I do not come cheap...

This is Nelson, full name Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson Ellson. He is also available for hire... but he is even more expensive

A little light holiday reading, somehow in reverse.

This is Rebecca, cat lover and look-a-like agent.

This is me in artistic sepia (otherwise known as brown).

Chilling...

In Sri Lanka with small people.

I'm lovin' it

Ummmm, ribs...

Easy tiger...

Rebecca in NYC

Rebecca in Greece

 Feeling sleepy.

How people got to work before Volvos were invented.

It's snow joke how cold Finsbury Park was this winter

Ol' big 'ead

Ummm...tasty

The after effect of a packet of sour skittles